Colour Outside the Lines, an Alan the Wonky Dog Colouring Book

Alan's true story, told in 29 colouring pages. For your quirky kid who loves to colour outside the lines.

Alan was born on a building site in the middle of the Qatari desert with a face that goes the wrong way. Nobody wanted to adopt him. Until a little girl called Darcy met him, sneaked him into her backpack, and brought him home.

29 colouring pages. Every page is a chapter of his real story. Every page has an affirmation. Half are jokes your kid will read out loud and laugh at. Half are the things you've been wanting to say to your kid for ages without sounding like a parenting book.

A few of the jokes:

• I stole the sausage and I regret nothing.
• The cat started it.
• I'm wonky. Get over it.
• My ears don't match. I don't care.

A few of the quieter ones:

• You don't have to be perfect to be loved.
• Wonky is wonderful.
• Big feelings are okay feelings.
• Quiet days are good days too.

For: quirky kids, and the grown-ups (parents, grandparents, aunts, godparents) who love them. Designed to be done together. Works just as well for one child alone, with crayons and a quiet afternoon.

Format: High-resolution digital download (PDF). Print at home on A4. 33 pages: cover, manifesto, About Alan, 29 colouring pages, and a closing note.

Introductory price: EUR 8 (full price EUR 15). Delivered instantly as a PDF download the moment you order.